osteopathy
Osteopathy is an alternative therapy that sanctifies bones and joints, proclaiming to heal all bodily ailments through manual magic. It spends more time seeking out improper joint angles than gently touching muscles or ligaments. It values the practitioner’s confidence over medical evidence, making its efficacy a matter of believer’s faith. Costs and expectations consistently inflate, and each “adjustment” distorts your wallet as much as your skeleton. In the end, what you truly gain is the unique experience of having your bones become the center of attention.