pilgrim route
Pilgrim route: the so-called divine path on which people loudly proclaim their sacred mission, only to trudge endlessly while tasting a bitter blend of prayer and blister. Marketed as a spiritual gateway, it actually doubles as a highway of convenience stores and souvenir shops catering to exhausted travelers. Participants carry glowing certificates of virtue alongside sore feet and an empty wallet. Trail markers serve as both guiding stars for the faithful and cruel reminders that Google Maps would have been cheaper. By the time you reach the finish, you question not your faith, but your life choices—and whether you should sign up again.