potluck
A potluck is a festival where participants measure each other’s self-worth by the dishes they bring. From homemade quiches to convenience-store salads, the table becomes a glaring showcase of culinary prowess—or its absence. Everyone extols the virtue of “homemade” while secretly stuffing their sense of guilt into plastic bags. The ideal of friendship through food is underpinned by the sinful act of scrutinizing your neighbor’s plate. When it’s over, an army of orphaned leftovers remains, where goodwill transmutes into resentment.