family meeting
A family meeting is a ritual farce held in the small universe of the household, designed to expose power structures rather than solve issues. Beneath the father’s dignified expression of 'wanting to hear everyone’s opinion,' the conclusion is almost always predetermined. The children delude themselves with a chance for rebellion, while the mother silently issues orders as the household’s budget commander. Proposals pile up endlessly, yet the voting password is always 'we'll think about it later.' The hotter the debate, the farther the path to resolution drifts, and the meeting drags on well past dinner.