principle of sufficient reason
The principle of sufficient reason is the master key of causality, demanding explanations for every existence and flinging open infinite doors of inquiry. It proclaims any result without a cause a fake, luring the inquisitive into a bottomless well of regress. Not only philosophers but also office warriors wield it to launch endless justification marathons. Under the banner of absolute logic, it forcefully twists accident and absurdity into arguments, a boisterous feast of enforced truth.