#Process Theology

Process theology is the playground for the idea that God refuses to be complete and continuously updates the world like a living software. Having abandoned omnipotence, the deity is trapped in an infinite loop of rewriting buggy code. Believers, housed in this beta-stage faith, stake their lives on the next set of patch notes. The notion of a final form is but an illusion, and only those who wait for updates are hailed as true devotees.