RISC-V
RISC-V is an instruction set architecture bearing the banner of open-source. Its evangelists promise freedom and compatibility, yet the reality is a maelstrom of vendor-specific extensions that reduce true compatibility to a sandcastle at high tide. It dazzles in benchmarks, but the implementation complexity and end-device performance disparities produce frowns on engineers' brows. Those dreaming of next-generation processor dominion vie under the guise of standards while pulling each other's legs behind closed doors. Open-source they may claim, but in the end, victory belongs to whoever masters the most persuasive extensions.