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#Relationship

wingman

A wingman is the vanguard of friendship, whispering encouragement and clearing obstacles in the battlefield of social interaction. He claims to orchestrate a natural flow during awkward silences, yet secretly feeds his own pride in the shadows. Never the romantic target himself, his loyalty teeters on the edge of ulterior motives. If the plan succeeds, he fades into the background as an unsung hero; if it fails, he becomes the excuse manufacturing machine. Still, he stands by, the most absurd self-sacrifice performed in the name of friendship.

zombieing

Zombieing is the act, particularly on the digital dating stage, of leaving someone like a ghost only to suddenly resurrect, scattering longing and confusion. It combines the irresponsibility of vanishing with the ego trip of reappearing, exhuming affections that had been buried in a heart’s graveyard. A horror-comedy of modern romance where cold departures and brazen returns coexist. Recipients are forced into a state of emotional zombification, caught between hope and despair. It is a mystical communication tactic aimed at controlling the other’s reaction.
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