Self-awareness
Self-awareness is the refined pastime of observing one’s own existence and indulging in its overblown drama. Humans gain the privileged hobby of discovering flaws while pseudo-deriving superiority by comparing them with others’. Even when you converse with yourself before a mirror, all you get back is a derisive snicker from your internal surveillance camera. Though marketed as self-improvement, it swiftly entraps you in an endless loop of excuses and regrets. The ultimate souvenir is nothing more than a void and a hint of self-pity.