#Release Notes

A document that claims to announce software changes while robbing readers of both comprehension and time. By the time users glance at it, reality has already diverged from its contents, wrapped in developer excuses disguised as eloquent spells. It alternates apologies for bugs with boastful feature blurbs, spawning new confusion instead of correcting forgotten past errors. Ignored in times of stability, it is wielded as a scapegoat with cries of 'Have you read the latest release notes?' whenever problems arise. Above all, its one universal constant is that nobody ever actually reads it.