#Religion

Afterlife is the ultimate marketing campaign invented to justify one's incompetence and irresponsibility in the here and now. It shelves every bad deed with the promise of a posthumous reward, achieving self-satisfaction and escapism simultaneously. This con artist's invention dangles an invisible future, postponing any real-world improvement indefinitely. It offers infinite hope to believers and perfect irony to skeptics, serving as the universal padlock for every debate. A masterpiece of wishful thinking disguised as cosmic justice.

Angelology is the scholars' never-ending homework: capturing mysterious winged beings with pen and paper. It boasts a labyrinth of celestial ranks and hierarchies, yet its conclusions remain perpetually shelved in the unknown. It functions as sacred alchemy to secure research funding, igniting controversies only to let them vanish. Ask for the definition of an angel, and the number of theologians' answers doubles—an unreturnable dilemma. Ultimately, it is nothing more than an excuse to count the inhabitants of the heavens.

Animism is humanity’s ghost of comfort, pressing souls onto stones and trees to feel in control. By attributing spirits to every entity—from forests to machines—people fool themselves into mastering an uncontrollable nature. Speaking to trees, praying to mountains, even personifying computers is the mechanism that gently wraps human impotence. Ironically, the mirror truth is that it’s merely a variant of idol worship. Yet, even if one prays to a noodle strainer, tranquility can be found.

Atheism is the philosophy of holding every ultimate answer in abeyance, staring at a throne of gods that never occupied. Knowing there is no afterlife guarantee, it burdens you with the resolve to grin nervously between life and death. It means choosing a narrative that goes on even when the main character never arrives. A simple yet endless DIY project in which you furnish your own ethics and anxieties. For example, someone may skip saving for heaven but diligently budget tomorrow's coffee.

Atonement is the act of adding one’s misdeeds to the annals of guilt while securing a divine or social “paid in full” stamp. It serves as a token of contrition and a self-satisfied proof that you can trade remorse for external forgiveness. From religious ceremonies to corporate apology letters, it functions as a universal tool. Its greatest appeal lies in the convenience of completing the inventory of one’s conscience through words and ritual alone. Without genuine remorse or change, however, it’s nothing more than an empty shelf for show.

Zen is a serious yet leisurely pursuit of discovering everything in silence. During zazen, distractions become stars, demanding all your attention. A paradox where words dwindle but thoughts proliferate. And yet a single deep breath teases you with the illusion of enlightenment.