alumni event
An alumni event is a social ritual where former classmates gather to compare the speed of their life deterioration under the guise of nostalgia. Mundane status updates drag on endlessly until name tags become mere decorative ornaments. It is a stage set to satiate bloated egos, and the more successful it is, the more it fosters collective memory revision of a glorified past. Alumni events sweetly package the toxin of nostalgia in sugary treats, often delivering a hangover of regret the next morning.