#Ritual Studies

Ritual studies is the discipline of cataloguing endless meaningless gestures and peering into others' contrivances through the microscope of academia. It breathes life into dusty ceremonies and bizarre rules while stumbling over its own vacuity. Specialists tirelessly churn out papers unnoticed by any congregation, yet treat each standardized form as if it were sacred. By reflecting abstract concepts like a warped mirror, it ultimately reveals the absurd truth that all prayer is merely formatting with pomp.