Quran
The Quran is the ultimate self-help manual that endlessly updates its readers’ moral guilt through countless admonitions and anecdotes. Spanning from the Creation to the Final Judgment, it also masquerades as a magical dictionary that tricks everyone into believing they are the chosen questioner. Dubbed the seventh-century social feed, it spawns new sects daily through shared interpretations, becoming a hotbed of faith and controversy. With its labyrinthine phrasing, it offers seekers of divine voice an infinite loop called the "translation business." For devout believers it is a guide to truth; for skeptics, a battleground of exegetical warfare.