checkout
Checkout is the ceremony of being unable to distinguish between paying for goods and checking out of a hotel. It crushes credit cards in one hand and consciousness in the other as it empties carts. It promises the tiny triumph of “Purchase Complete” alongside the double-click remorse that inevitably follows. A digital trap that makes you believe a button click solves everything, yet lurks with unexpected errors. The ultimate tool that boasts speed and certainty, then breaks your spirit with a loading screen.