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#Shadow

shade

A shade is a fabric contraption that hides a room under the pretense of blocking glare while ushering its occupants into laziness. Purported to protect from the sun, it quietly transforms any space into a dimly lit hideout. Each pull of the cord reveals its owner’s knack for both sloth and energy-saving theatrics. Its heavy drapes collect dust with the zeal of a motivational thief, stealing more willpower than daylight. In the end, it remains unchallenged as merely an ‘aesthetic’ prop, refusing to budge from its perch.

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