juicer
A juicer is a small kitchen torture device that brilliantly squeezes out the illusion of health while pulverizing guilt along with the discarded pulp. Concealed within its glossy body, its mechanics function as a device of hypocrisy, transforming the purchaser's penance into a so-called "vitamin boost". It often mass-produces more noise than juice, inscribing disruption into the silence. The more you clean it, the more parts proliferate, resembling a miniature assembly line gone rogue. All that remains is a heap of neglected pulp, accompanied by expectations for next time.