Sternberg's Triangular Theory
A bizarre academic construct that crams love into the vertices of a triangle, labeling them "Passion," "Intimacy," and "Commitment." It gives the illusion that romance can be measured by side lengths. In theory it boasts perfection, but in practice the angles are sharp and the instruments dubious. Ultimately it holds up a mirror showing that genuine love is the messy, unquantifiable feeling that spills out of any neat geometry.