stress management
Stress management is the social etiquette of maintaining a smile while carrying invisible baggage. It is an alchemy that legitimizes the hoarding of self-help books and yoga mats. Counting your breaths becomes a mere stalling tactic. Despite claiming to reduce stress, it spawns the odd ritual of chanting ‘mindfulness’ in meetings. Ultimately, it ends up as an excuse to either sleep a bit more or increase your caffeine intake.