#String Quartet

A string quartet is a ritual in which two violins, a viola, and a cello convene to don the guise of aristocratic refinement while subjecting their neighbors' ears to relentless sonic torment. Their ceaseless competition under the pretense of harmony resembles a stage of collective narcissism. The painstaking synchronization owes itself to hours of practice hell, yet they remain blissfully unaware that the audience's agony is the true masterpiece. Flaunting classical authority and renaming ticket prices as 'contributions to culture', they epitomize self-indulgence. The quartet is a collusion of forbidden consonance and decorative vanity.