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#Sustainability

adaptation

Adaptation is the art of self-preservation masquerading as flexibility to survive. It excels at feigning enthusiasm for change while actually investing minimal effort and maximum excuses. When new rules descend, it boasts compliance faster than anyone, chasing momentary peace. The secret to winning over the environment lies in acting changed without truly changing.

afforestation

Afforestation is the ritual of promising future greenery while most saplings vanish into forests of indifference. Corporations acquire a carbon-offset indulgence, and participants gain self-satisfaction on social media. Seeds of goodwill are sown for ecological staging, then left in others’ care. In modern greenwashing, Instagrammable photos matter more than real growth.

agroforestry

Agroforestry is the modern alchemy of shaking hands between forests and fields, claiming to save the planet while harvesting every last subsidy and profit. Plant crops among trees, and you grow biodiversity, attract grants, and charge premium prices under the banner of environmental care. Everyone pretends to be in tune with nature, yet the reality lies at the crossroads of economic models and brand strategy. While it promises forest regeneration, behind the scenes ledgers and contracts entwine even more densely.

zero waste

Zero waste is a fanatical ritual that proclaims total elimination of garbage while exalting oneself as an environmental hero. In practice, it consists of obsessively adoring reusable straws and cloth bags, while conveniently ignoring the mountains of trash lurking beyond the kitchen door. Practitioners consecrate their compost bins as sacred altars yet turn a blind eye to the empty cans from weekend parties. It stands as a shrine of contradiction, converting social waste issues into a spectacle of personal gratification. Ultimately, under the banner of ‘zero,’ it churns out fresh burdens of effort and consumption.

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