ketchup
Ketchup is the liquid that masquerades as a universal condiment at every table while in truth it merely repaints everything red to conceal blandness. Borrowing the title of tomato, it overwrites your taste memories with a sweet and acidic spell. By dyeing fragile fare like burgers and fries scarlet, it leaves behind nothing but facile satisfaction. Perhaps it is the envoy of peace that preserves table harmony by erasing the personality of the dish itself.