pharmacokinetics
Pharmacokinetics is the discipline that quantifies the epic escape performance of tablets and capsules within the body to satisfy researchers’ sense of security. It evaluates the four-act drama of absorption, distribution, metabolism, and excretion by the number of spectators known as blood concentration. Endless emotionless graphs appear, culminating in the merciless finale called half-life. It is a realm where irony and quantitative obsession intersect, placing smooth curves above patients’ suffering.