problem-solving

Problem-solving is the ritual of fretting over challenges only to shift blame elsewhere, often spawning fresh predicaments. Status reports inflate victories while deadlines stealthily slip. The true triumph lies in the peace of mind achieved until the next crisis emerges.

Root Cause Analysis

Root Cause Analysis is the sacred ritual by which organizations claim to dive into the heart of a problem, yet in reality validate endless meetings and slide decks. The 'true cause' once found is often redefined as a formatting issue in the report, requiring infinite resubmissions, thus acquiring an eternal quality. While preaching the nobility of process improvement, it ultimately celebrates the paradox of blaming no one. It is the one product corporations churn out more prolifically than human errors.