Correspondence Theory
Correspondence theory is the quaint philosophical superstition that insists language is a flawless reflection of reality. It forcefully pairs words with facts, creating the illusion of tidy coherence where none exists. In practice, those words adapt to definitions more eagerly than reality ever does. Yet scholars zealously publish papers praising this mirage, as if polishing a cracked mirror could restore its shine. For believers, correspondence theory is either a comforting cradle or a cunning deception—depending on which side of the reflection you stand.