pull-up
A pull-up is the act of hoisting one’s body with only the arms, yet the resulting pain and triumph form a bizarre ritual that summons both self-satisfaction and the ridicule of others. While flaunting muscle power, believers tirelessly perform in front of mirrors for that ‘look-at-me’ effect. It also provides a moment to contemplate life’s absurdities as one stares at aching arms. The wrist and elbow pain are self-inflicted penalties under the guise of self-discipline. Ultimately, a pull-up yields not only a sturdy back but also the twin burdens of vanity.