carrot
A carrot is an orange root vegetable that stretches arrogantly from the soil, wielding health myths with a smug grin. Labeled “disliked” by children, it relentlessly enforces its own nutritional propaganda. Often relegated to the back of the refrigerator, it suddenly dons the mantle of colorist hero in salads and soups. Under the banner of vitamin A and antioxidants, it mercilessly stirs diners’ guilt at the table like a missionary of virtue.