#Workers

A labor union is an officially recognized circle where employees unite to hold a ‘negotiation party’ over wages and benefits. Intended to stand against capitalists, it often morphs into a coffee-and-snacks exchange at the bargaining table. While planning a strike disguised as a collective day off, resolutions are habitually postponed under the guise of budget constraints. Thus, union members perpetually pay annual dues to secure both a sense of belonging and repeated opportunities for idle chatter.