#Workplace Design

Ergonomics is the design art purportedly aimed at keeping the fragile apparatus called a human running just a bit longer. Boasting comfort, yet capriciously ordering you to straighten your spine in the conference room, it is the mischievous science at play. Benevolent catalogs invariably issue the cold verdict that it’s your posture’s fault. The more it attempts to optimize every chair, the more the user becomes a tragicomic puppet of their own body.

Ergonomics is the discipline that uses everything from chair height to mouse weight to turn humans into optimal slaves. It preaches the dichotomy of comfort and productivity while subtly shaking people between standing and sitting, disguising work efficiency as a form of coercion. Its goal is never human happiness, but rather to keep every office and factory corner humming like a hive of worker bees. Outwardly claiming to safeguard health, it actually operates as a silent machine for producing future back pain sufferers.