Description
A form of argument that mistakes returning to its own starting point for genuine progress. When asked for evidence, it cheerfully replies, “It’s true because it’s true,” thus trapping interlocutors in a never-ending circular chase. It promises eternal proof to those who cannot escape its self-referential maze. The single loop of reason only ends when the question swallows itself. Sincerity of logic is guaranteed, provided you never break free.
Definitions
- An epitome of logical go-rounds that places “of course it’s true” at every crucial step of a proof.
- A self-satisfied festival of “There is evidence because I said there is evidence.”
- A grand parade of arguments where the start and end points mirror one another.
- The ultimate art of nullifying counterarguments: “The reason is the proof itself.”
- An endless dance that makes premises the justification and justifications the premises.
- A logic ball where “Why?” and “Because!” take turns dancing.
- A wandering cave of dialogues that responds to every question with another question.
- Defensive thinking that constantly protects its evidence to safeguard the conclusion.
- A parrot-like device of thought that encloses itself within a self-referential microcosm.
- A hollow poem that mimics rationality only to glorify itself.
Examples
- “That doesn’t hold up?” “It does hold up, because it doesn’t not hold up.”
- “Where’s the evidence?” “The evidence is there, since I say the evidence is solid.”
- “Why is it correct?” “Because it’s correct.”
- “Your argument basis?” “The basis is the basis, so no problem.”
- “Will you accept counterarguments?” “I won’t, because I won’t.”
- “Explain in detail?” “Explanation completes itself by being an explanation.”
- “Why?” “Because why.”
- “Show me the proof?” “The proof is self-proving, can’t be externalized.”
- “What is your ground?” “The ground is the ground of the ground being grounded.”
- “What’s the conclusion?” “The conclusion is that which is called conclusion.”
Narratives
- In the boardroom, his argument began and, like a snake chasing its own tail, the same reason looped endlessly.
- At the end of the volume, the author proclaimed, “This book is the best because it says so in this very book.”
- Whenever the opponent sought an answer, circular reasoning led them through a maze without exit, like a guide to nowhere.
- The journey to truth was defined to end the moment it reached the answer one had initially proposed.
- Near the debate’s end, he triumphantly declared, “Here lies the beginning and the end of the answer.”
- In philosophy class, the blackboard read in bold: “Meaningful debate is meaningful because it’s meaningful.”
- Her argument entered an endless mode where questions could not cease, unstoppable Q&A.
- The conversation bore the seed of circularity, claiming start and finish simultaneously.
- Critics hunted for an exit, but the ring of revolving words spared not a single line.
- That proof was a gift promising eternal self-questioning.
Related Terms
Aliases
- Argument Ouroboros
- Tail-Chasing Logic
- Self-Proof Festival
- Circular Machine
- Reason Refrain
- Question Loop Gadget
- Maze Propaganda
- Roundabout Device
- One-Loop Truth
- Self-Praise Mechanism
Synonyms
- Rebuttal Reversal
- Eternal Reason
- Logic Loop
- Self-Reference Trap
- Infinite Ground Loop
- Perverse Argument
- No-Exit Q&A
- Void Proof
- Never-Ending Debate
- Labyrinth of Words

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