absentee ballot
An absentee ballot is a form of remote-controlled voting, allowing one to cast a vote from home or designated locations while proudly avoiding the pilgrimage to the polling station. It embodies the marriage of convenience and laziness: one can proclaim "I participate" without confronting long queues. While touted as a bastion of fairness, it doubles as a factory for mysterious missing ballots and miraculous double votes, much to the delight of interested parties. Ultimately decided behind the curtains of post office counters under the noble pretense of exercising citizens’ rights, it remains a paper trove of pouches and envelopes. If you care about the final tally, offer a prayer to the nearest mailbox.
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